February 2012
January 2012
What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if...
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
Credit Goes to whoever made it!
mrsrandomness asked: Hey! So, I've been looking through your blog for the past hour and it is amazing! <3 Thank you for entertaining me(:
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
ugh why did I read that???????????? Shit
When THIS scene comes on in The Lion King..
nicoosuxx:
EVERYBODY KNOWS
IT’S.
ABOUT.
TO GO.
DOWN!
“GET IT SIMBA!”
I'd rather be weird as fuck than be boring as...
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His...
itsa-vampiregremlinrobotjaguar:
fiftyfandomfangirl:
^
Tumblr should be a detective agency
When you're fighting with your sibling and you...
laughing-sister:
How I imagine my first day of work
aurko:
December 2011
